HD: What's your name, sweetie?
Z: (quiet) (not real excited about talking to strangers, generally)
Me: His name is Zander.
HD: Zander, do you have any pets?
Z: (moving head like crazy) Yes! A puppy!!!
HD: A puppy?! How neat! What is your puppy's name?
HD: Oh, what a pretty name! Fiona like from Shrek?
Z: (confused blinking; if it's not a character from Star Wars or Cars, he probably doesn't know it)
Me: No, Fiona like from Shameless.
HD: (distracted as she cuts hair) Oh, okay. (Moment of silence followed by startled eye contact.)
Me: Not that he's ever seen Shameless! His dad and I named her!
What fun things have your kids (or you!) said recently?