Okay, I was going to save these until Wednesday (Speechless Wednesday, anyone?) but I just can't. I've waited nearly a week as it is.
I'm guessing all the Oompa Loompas working at Wonka are virgin females. I'm talking from the lowliest of factory workers to the publicists to the lawyers--everyone. It's the only possible explanation. Explanation for what? Well, for this:
Jason found these at the shoppette a few days ago. We can't be the only dirty-minded people around, right? Please tell me that we're not alone in wondering what on earth those daffy people at Wonka were thinking! Really?! Seriously?
And in case you think perhaps it's just the packaging is bad, that surely the product itself is not nearly so, well... Ahem. Anyway. That's what I thought. So we opened it up. See for yourself:
The mushroom part and all its implications is a whole different topic and one that I'll just ignore for now. I'm just completely shocked that this made it through the entire process from brainstorming until production. Surely they have one immature individual somewhere who looked at these and, well...
C'mon! We can't be alone here!