Dear Idiot who is supposed to file TDY pay vouchers,
Dude. The TDY was in JANUARY. We still haven't been paid for it and have had to pay the bill for that TDY and the one from last month out of pocket. What the hell, my friend?! Get your ass in gear and file the paperwork properly. Sheesh!
Wanting to do fun stuff for spring break,
The wife of the guy who you are making pretty mad
Dear Air Force,
Thank you for moving the assignment release date up to next week. I'm not sure I could have survived the extra two weeks of suspense. Now please continue on your nice streak and send us some good base selections...and the TDY pay from above wouldn't hurt too.
Thank you for the laughs, honey. You do know how to provide the comic relief to my day. Take this exchange, for example:
Asked as I round the corner of the stairs and spy markings on the wall: Zander? What is this?
Zander, very matter-of-factly: It's a circle.
Me, realizing that I could have asked a better question: Well, yes. Yes it is.
Amused despite myself,
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